Welcome to the Reverand Trask Sucks Club. I would offer you a membership, but the Reverand is such a stupid jerk no one would want to join anyway. You are all smarter than him, possibly the whole world is smarter than the various incarnations of the Reverand Trask!

You might have been told that the Reverand Trask had quite a hand in the Salem witch trials before he was called to service in Collinsport, Maine in the late 1700s. This was an amazing accomplishment, considering the Salem trials happened over a hundred years before the events in Collinsport in 1795. Way before the Reverand Trask was even born.

Like all of Satan's self-rightous servants, the Reverand Trask screwed up. During his time in search for a witch at Collinsport, he stupidly accused the wrong woman and almost got her killed. Barnabas Collins became a vampire because of a curse placed upon him by the real witch (Angelique), who was right under the Reverand's nose all the time but he couldn't see her. Barnabas saved the world from future boners by the Reverand Trask by bricking up the numbskull in a cellar wall where he died crying and sniveling.

Unfortunately, the Reverand Trask was able to transcend time and space and make a further fool of himself in the year 1969. Reverand Trask broke more of God's commandments by trying to brick up Barnabas Collins in the very same wall. However, Trask was as successful at that as he was at finding the true witch. Julia and Willie outsmarted the dimwitted Reverand this time, freeing Barnabas. The fool was also unsuccessful dealing with Angelique in her modern form. Nicholas Blair was able to restore Angelique to life after Trask HAD TO BE TOLD that Angelique was the true witch. Two hundred years and he still couldn't figure it out!

Some ignorant posters on message boards don't want to believe that the Reverand Trask was actually just an actor named Jerry Lacy. Of course, Mr. Lacy had more brains on his worst day than these poor spelling trolls ever had in their entire lives!

Jerry Lacy did appear in a soap called Dark Shadows which ran from 1967 to the early 1970s. Unfortunately the equally dimwitted SciFi Channel dropped the show recently without bothering to air the final 18 episodes Sci-Fi Channel.

Jerry Lacy was born on March 27, 1936 in Sioux City, Iowa. He is best known for his role in the 1972 Woody Allen comedy film, Play It Again, Sam. He played the Ghost of Humphrey Bogart. He also appeared in a horror film spoof called Blood Bath in 1974. Lacy is a brilliant character actor, unlike the trolls who pose as Trask on message boards.

For those who are pure of heart and hate the Reverand Trask as we do, you might want to order the Dark Shadows videos that this ignorant fool makes a jerk of himself in:

Even today some fools pretend to be the Reverand and that he transcends time and space to deal with the wicked. They are jerks, of course! Here are some better efforts at providing actual entertainment to the masses...

It is clear that everyone disagrees with the Reverand Trask when it comes to his methods and beliefs. Just look at the Bible for yourself. You don't need an internet site to tell you what the bible says, simply read it and make up your own mind. It was our priviledge to have you stop by our Reverand Trask Sucks Club. Follow the right path, hunt down internet trolls and then you are then a member in good standing.

Help us tell others about the Reverand Trask imposters. Fools like this deserve to be exposed.

Next time: The son Lamar!

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